Aku da jawab

salam sume...

ekcoli aku hupdate belog nie sbb nk jwb tag membe aku nie(azie a.k.a tits)...dolu2 aku da ckp...jgn le tag2 aku nie...malas lor mau jawab...byk sgt nk nak kne study...kang x study fail lak...da le soklan melambak cam haram lagik...oppsss...sowie...tcarut lak(ini bkn dsengajakan)...okey2..aku jawab sume soklan ko nie..jgn lak ko x bce...pnat je aku jwb...x ikhlas tau nie!!...

starting time : 21:12(cantek kn no nie...serius aku x tpu)
name :muhammad daniel zachary syed abu bakar(nie nme spe ntah...aku maen tulis je..tp serius aku ske nme nie..hahaha...kowang jgn jeles lak)
brother(s) : nie nme kumpulan nasyid tuh ke?yg nyanyi lagu TEMAN tuh...btoi x nie?
eye coLour : dolu2 mate aku biru...tp skunk da itam..xtau npe..mungkin sbb maen panas kot...
shoe size : saiz 6 tp klau de saiz 6 1/2 pon ok gak...kiut gle kaki aku...yg penting kaki aku xde cagu...haha
hair : hair?bahagian mane nie?klau yg kat kepale tuh itam campur2 perang ckit...sbb aku kaler..haha...klau hair bahagian laen sume itam...stakat nie blom pk nk kalerkn lagik..
piercing : huish...x bule nk tindik2 nie...kang nnt spe nk jd wali anak hikan aku?
height : woi...tlg le jgn tnye tinggi2 nie..sensitip kot...yg penting aku tinggi lagik dari model2 antarabangsa...haha..
what are you wearing right now : aku pakai boxer smalam ngan baju ijau...yg tuh je...klau x cye dtg umah aku skunk...tngok btol ke x..kang ckp aku tpu lak..

where do u Live :kat lam umah aku le..xkn kat umah ko lak..pe nye soklan...
favourite number : aku ske no 69...haha...ske sgt no nie...cam de seni je..
favourite drink : jus mate5 kot...tp cmne erk rse jus tuh?nk gak try rse...nme cam besh je...haha
favourite month : mst le bln 3...sbb aku lahir bln 3...8/3...ingt tuh..tahun nye x bule gtau...rahsia negara nie..
favourite breakfast : klau kowang nk tau...aku klau blk kampung je...hari2 bekpes nasik lemak...kowang jgn ckp mama aku lak...kang dia majuk aku lak yg susah...haha(serius soklan nie aku jwb dgn jujur)..

HAVE YOU EVER
broken a bone : x pnah le..aku x nakal cam kowang...sume nk patah...laen kali minum le susu anmum...baru tulang kuat..
been in a poLice car :nie soklan pe nie?ko ingt aku nie pnjenayah ke?alehai soklan ko...laen kali tnye le soklan "pnah naek van jenazah ke x?"..baru le betoi2 uji minda aku..
faLLen for a friend : sentiasa...mse zaman2 sekolah...tp mse aku masok U nie pon aku slalu gak...hahaha...
faLLen for a guy / girL for a short time : pernah je...sbb aku nie cpt jatuh cinta ngan owg...tp aku cpt gak bosan ngan owg...haha..lelaki sejati kn nmenye...
swam in the ocean : aku x ske mandi laut2 nie...cpt itam...da le aku nie itam...kang lg itam...bule lawan owh somalia...hahaha
broken someone's heart : sokmo..haha
cried when someone's died : alehai soklan ko...membunuh...aku slalu je nanges...x kire spe pon yg meninggal...sume aku nanges...aku pon rse plik npe aku cmtuh...sob3
sat by the phone aLL night waiting for someone caLL : kadang2 tuh tunggu gak...tp cam xde je owg yg nak kol aku...cdey
saved e-maiL : ini maksudnye pe?aku x paham soklan dia...dia nk email aku ke hape?sum1...help me!!..
been cheated : slalu je..lagik2 kat pesbuk tuh...sume kat situ penipu...jgn le cye...tp klau aku ckp kowang jgn lak x cye...aku kn jujur..x ske tpu2 nie...haha

WHAT
your room Look a Like : bilik aku nmpak cam bilik le..xkn toilet kot..nie lagik 1 soklan yg cam buduh je bunyik...hmm
what is right beside you : macam2...klau nk senarai satu2 jenuh...letih da tngan aku nie...jwab soklan mende ntah...serius aku x ikhlas jawab soklan nie...ulang suara "sy x ikhlas jawab soklan nie"...haha
what is the Last thing you ate : aku mkn nasik goreng ayam..bli kat kedai depan umah aku...sebab membe aku sume g dinner...aku mkn sowang sambil dtemani air mata...mengenang nasibku ini..

WHO
the Last person you teLL : ngan membe aku...nme dia jijul..td dia mkn beger + minum horlick...haha..bule x aku jwb cmni?
who was the Last person you danced with : menari?ari nie x sempat lagik le nak nari2 nie...byk lg keje laen nk kne wt..
who Last made you smiLe : zizan raja lawak...aku ske mse dia rap lagu Selamat Tinggal..haha...klaka je bunyi...haha

FINAL QUESTION
what are you Listening right now : dengar bunyik cengkerik2..bunyik katak2 memanggil ujan...bunyi pengemis2 mintak duet...banyak lagik le...
what did you do today : perlu ke aku cite satu2?cam x perlu je jwb soklan nie...ok2...abaikan le erk soklan nie..mne le aku nk ingat pe yg aku wt ari nie...byk sgt mende yg aku wt...
are you the oLdest : xde la..aku muda lagik kot..alehai...nie lagik 1 soklan aku x ske...
indoors or outdoors : 2 2 bule...janji besh...haha


TODAY DID YOU
taLk to someone you Like : sudah...be je pas kol dia...serius aku rindu sgt sang dia..klau sang dia de bce belog aku nie..harap2 dia tau yg aku rindukn dia...
kiss someone : haha...aku kiss momo(bear aku..jgn pk mende laen) td...rindu momo..blk2 kiss momo dlu...
sing : mesti le nyanyi...aku nyanyi lagu Kak Aishah-Tiada Lagi Tangisan
taLk to an ex : ex yg mne?ex aku byk kot...laen kali mention yg mne...haha
miss someone : mst le..i mish my mama...my abah...my kakak n adik...my anak buah2an...my husband(oppsss)...haha
eat : already...kan td da ckp...nie mst da xtau nk tnye soklan pe kn...buduh...

LAST PERSON YOU TALKED WHO
you taLked on the phone to : sang dia...td aku kol dia..dalam kol 20:59
made u cry : nak nanges npe lak...alehai soklan ko....tnye le yg ok2 ckit...x mncabar langsung!!...

you went to the maLL with : ari pe ntah...x ingat da...g bli boxer...haha...aku g ngan jijul..paan..n bob...tq2..sbb temankn aku...
who cheered you up : mestilah budak umah aku...xkn dak umah ko kot...
have a crush on someone : crush?cam lagu David Archuletta...hahaha
what books are you reading right now : ko gile ke hape...aku dari td jawab soklan nie...mne sempat nk bce2 buku...aku bkn robot..bule wat byk2 kje..
best feeLing in the worLd : aku xtau nk jwb soklan nie cmne...sume prasaan tuh besh...klau xde prasaan tuh bkn manusia le...mungkin jiran kak limah kot..haha
future kids name : mestila sesedap nme bapaknye...buduh..haha
do you sLeep with stuffed animaL : MOMO...my bebear...nme bebear sy MOMO...ok?
what's under your bed : de ubat nyamuk...de seterika...de sawang2...de habuk2...de bulu2 yg bguguran...mcm2 le..byk sgt nk kne senarai nie...
favourite sport : softbal...serius aku ske maen softbal...tp skunk da x maen lagik...sumpah cdey...
favourite pLace : umah le..home sweet home...klau kowang g mne pon...mst tempat paling besh rumah sendri...jgn tpu le ckp krabi(azie a.k.a tits)...haha
do you have a job : de...kje aku skunk blaja...sbb nnt aku da kaye..aku nk jge mama n abah aku..aku syg diowang sgt2...
what time is it now : 22:03...ckp bkn maen lagik...14 minit servey...kjadah!!

p/s 1: laen kali xmo tag aku da...pnat kot aku jwb mende nie...ckp 14 minit...tp sjam lbey kot...btol ckp DR. M "melayu mudah lupe"...