tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-45809384595087529232024-02-20T15:04:10.512-08:00~Inspirasi Sawah Padi~butangbuttonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17289977747136921952noreply@blogger.comBlogger96125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4580938459508752923.post-66945149140652967752011-08-11T20:30:00.000-07:002011-08-11T20:30:45.217-07:00Aku tau la ko dot dot dot<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-aVlNjTodQz8/TkSeBKV9a7I/AAAAAAAAAfc/8_YOHI7tH34/s1600/forgiveness-on-the-wall.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="320" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-aVlNjTodQz8/TkSeBKV9a7I/AAAAAAAAAfc/8_YOHI7tH34/s320/forgiveness-on-the-wall.jpg" width="295" /></a></div><div style="text-align: center;"><br />
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</div><div style="text-align: center;">wallaweyh...da 3 ari x update belog aku nie..sesungguhnya aku sangat la bz dengan jemputan-jemputan berbuka pose..da cam artis kan aku nie..jemputan bbuke sana sini..haha...ekcoli entry aku hari nie x panjang dan x pendek...just nk luahkan rasa x puas ati terhadap sesetengah blogger2 femes yang ske mengkondem blogger2 baru cam aku nie...yup, aku mmg blogger baru dan aku xtau selok belok bbelogging...tp blogger2 femes cam kowang2 tuh xyah le nk mengkondem pe yang owg laen tulis...bule x?</div><div style="text-align: center;">aku tau ko femes...follower ko tuh ramai...ribu-ribu...so, klau ko x ske pe yg owg laen tulis tuh..ko xyah le bce...ko pangkah je tros google chrome ko tuh...haish...</div><div style="text-align: center;">lagik satu, klau ko xske pe yg owang laen tulis...ko xyah le nk bkata-kata manis kat pesbuk...xbesh le camtuh bro...ekcoli aku pon xpernah bce belog ko...serius aku cakap...jgn nk habaq yang tulisan hang sowang ja besh..owg laen tulis x besh...hang tulis ja lawak..owang laen x lawak cam yang hang tulis...ingat nie bro, sume owang x sama bro...da taste seniri2 punya...haiya!!...</div><div style="text-align: center;">klau x suka tuh xyah la baca erk...bulan2 pose nie x bek nk ngutuk2 owg...slagi hang x mintak maaf kat dia bro..hari-hari hang dapat dosa sbb dok kutuk dia...baek hang p mintak maaf kat dia...hahaha...tp klau hang kata kat aku xpa..aku x kesah...aku sentiasa maafkan hang bro...</div><div style="text-align: center;">ok la weyh...klau aku da buat salah ngan sapa-sapa...tlg la habaq mai...aku nk mintak maaf...xbesh la idop lam dunia nie nk berdendam-dendam...slamat bposa suma... </div><div style="text-align: center;"><br />
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</div><div style="text-align: left;">p/s: bile le nk dapat gaji nie..haish..lambat lagik ke..</div>butangbuttonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17289977747136921952noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4580938459508752923.post-56814567730501674522011-08-08T07:06:00.000-07:002011-08-08T07:08:15.569-07:00Tips kuruskan badan...<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/--q6yVneyBww/Tj_sWALft3I/AAAAAAAAAfY/FKao7CWJ9pg/s1600/gemuk.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="400" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/--q6yVneyBww/Tj_sWALft3I/AAAAAAAAAfY/FKao7CWJ9pg/s400/gemuk.jpg" width="385" /></a></div><div style="text-align: center;"><br />
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</div><div style="text-align: center;">Assalamualaikum....</div><div style="text-align: center;">sebelum enjin dihidupkan...sebelum gear dimasukkan...sebelum 125 meluncur laju dijalan...marilah sama2 kita membuka minda..menjana pemikiran bangsa...memacu kejayaan bersama...</div><div style="text-align: center;">wallaweyh...hebat x aku berpidato?hahaha...tuh baru ckit aku tunjuk kebolehan aku....sumpah bangga gile ngan diri sendiri...</div><div style="text-align: center;">ekcoli, hari nie aku nk bagi tips camne nk kuruskan badan...sebelum aku troskan, pelezzz klik aku nye NUFFNANG...aku nk duet raya...camne nk raya klau duet xdak...pelezzz klik erk...nnt duet raya aku da byk..aku bg le kowang ckit...tp aku x bayar zakat lagik..so, x jd le bg kowang...hahaha..</div><div style="text-align: center;"><br />
</div><div style="color: black; text-align: center;">1. guna bekung...*klau xtau bekung tuh pe..pandai2 le search kat wikipedia...jgn lak kowang search kat google translate...mmg sampai ke tua le kowang xtau bekung tuh mende..mse guna bekung tuh..jerut bekung tuh kuat2...klau bule sampai kowang x bule nk bernafas...sbb ble kowang bernafas le yang membuatkan kowang nmpak gemok...pewot tuh da masok byk angin...lagik satu, klau bule le..bekung tuh biar sebulan ke dua bulan...jgn tanggalkan..klau nk mandi o berak pon pakai gak..br le berkesan 100%...</div><div style="color: black; text-align: center;"><br />
</div><div style="color: black; text-align: center;">2. tips ni extreme ckit...klau brani je buat...klau x brani xyah le gatal2 nk buat...mse jalan raya tngah kosong tuh...kowang g baring atas jalan raya tuh...pastuh ushar-ushar ada lori o bas lalu ke x...klau de sempoi...kowang mintak driver lori o bas tuh langgar pewot kowang...serta merta kowang jadi kurus...nie btol2 serius...tp just untuk spe2 yang berani je la..klau yg tkot tuh, ko dok lam lemari..ko kunci dri ko lam lemari tuh...hahaha..</div><div style="color: black; text-align: center;"><br />
</div><div style="color: black; text-align: center;">3. jgn le kowang caye ngan maajun kacip fatimah ke...maajun manjakani ke..jus mate 5 ke..tuh sume dusta...mende tuh sume bukan untuk kurus...tuh sume nk naekkan syahwat...baek kowang makan je ulam2 kat tepi umah kowang cicah sambal belacan..lagik berkhasiat...</div><div style="color: black; text-align: center;"><br />
</div><div style="color: black; text-align: center;">4. klau bulan pose...mse nk bbuka tuh..xyah le makan banyak2...just minum air pon da cukup..hari2 minum air je...xyah makan...sbb makanan nie menggemukkan....klau minum air xkan gemok punya...klau x cye pe yang aku ckp...kowang cbe seniri..aku da cbe pose tahun lepas..mmg berkesan sgt..</div><div style="color: black; text-align: center;"><br />
</div><div style="color: black; text-align: center;">5. hari2 minum julap(betoi ke eja camni..aku da lme abez skolah..x ingat da nk eja camne)...nescaya kowang akan kurus...tp skunk julap da diharamkan...sbb dr Rozmey buat report polis..produk just mate dia x laku dek angkara persaingan ngan julap nie...so, klau nk dapatkan julap...g thailand..sbb kat sne julap nie minuman kegemaran raja diowang...hahaha</div><div style="color: black; text-align: center;"><br />
6. kowang balut badan kowang ngan plastik balut buku...cam ngan london weight management buat tuh...suruh le mama kowang tolong balutkan...bagi ketat2 ckit...baru le lemak yang berlebihan tuh cepat hadam...pastuh pakai lak lotion mujarab pati halia yang nora danish tuh...dalam 2 bulan kowang da bule nmpak hasil...nie btol2 serius..hahaha</div><div style="color: black; text-align: center;"><br />
</div><div style="color: black; text-align: center;">7. ekcoli aku x khatam lagi tip nk kuruskan badan nie..so sampai cni sj le dulu..nnt aku da khatam aku sambung lagik erk...</div><div style="text-align: center;"><br />
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</div><div style="text-align: left;">p/s: ari nie 1st aku kje kat tempat baru..penat gile seyh...bile le nk dapat gaji nie..haha</div>butangbuttonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17289977747136921952noreply@blogger.com8tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4580938459508752923.post-77240090548553055702011-08-07T07:01:00.000-07:002011-08-07T07:01:45.651-07:00Tips nak jadi puteh...<div style="text-align: center;">wallaweyh...</div><div style="text-align: center;"><br />
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</div><div style="text-align: center;">skunk nie kan..aku tiap2 malam nak kongsi tips ngan kowang...spe yg x memolow aku nye tips mmg rugi luar dan dalam...hahaha...malam nie aku nk bg tips pasai camna owg yang x brapa puteh bule jadi puteh...tips nie x susah sgt nk folow...bak kata tukang kebun sekolah aku dulu "hendak seribu daya..x hendak seribu dalih"..so, jgn lak rugi dkemudian hari...aku xmo nnt de owg datang umah aku..merayu-rayu nk mintak tips aku nie...rayuan tidak akan diterima..keputusan hakim adalah muktamat..ok!!!...</div><div style="text-align: center;"><br />
</div><div style="color: black; text-align: center;">1. masa mandi tuh..klau bule mandi lama2..dalam 2 jam keatas...biar daki-daki yang ada kat badan kowang tuh btol2 kembang...pastuh, amek pahat dan pahat bahagian yang de daki-daki tuh...aku yakin mesti kowang puteh gile la pas da pahat sume daki-daki tuh...sbb daki-daki nie la yang buat badan kowang nmpak x brape puteh...</div><div style="color: black; text-align: center;"><br />
</div><div style="color: black; text-align: center;">2. klau umah kowang de tab mandi...kowang berkubang dalam tab tuh...tempoh minimun kowang berkubang dalam tab mandi tuh lebey kurang dalam 3 jam...ingat, tuh tempoh minimum...tempoh maksimum lak lebey kurang dalam 5 jam...jgn lebey dari masa tuh..tkot nnt x berkesan lak...</div><div style="color: black; text-align: center;"><br />
</div><div style="color: black; text-align: center;">3. sebelum kowang nk tido malam...pastikan kowang lumur badan kowang dengan tepung gandum...klau tido siang xyah le wat...sbb mende nie sesuai pada waktu malam je...sebelum tdo, gtau dlu suami, kak ipar, mak mertua, anak2, cucu2, abang ipar, adik ipar n semua ahli keluarga yang tinggal bersama anda yang badan anda telah dilumur dengan tepung gandum...kang klau x gtau nnt diowang tkejut lak...so, ni langkah berja-jaga.</div><div style="color: black; text-align: center;"><br />
</div><div style="color: black; text-align: center;">4. klau bule..masa nk kuar dari rumah...pakai bedak setempayan kat muka tuh...nnt mesti de owg prasan yang kowang da puteh...diowng mesti terkejut dengan keputehan anda..klau diowng gelak2 kat kowang...kowang penampo je muka sekor2...diowng jeles le tuh sbb diowng hitam..nk gelakkan owang lak..</div><div style="color: black; text-align: center;"><br />
</div><div style="color: black; text-align: center;">5. cara pemakanan kowang mesti betol...tiap-tiap hari, kowang mesti minum susu n makan puteh telor je...susu kan puteh...puteh telor pon puteh...nnt kowang pon jadik puteh le..klau x cye...cube dlu baru tau..</div><div style="color: black; text-align: center;"><br />
</div><div style="color: black; text-align: center;">6. baju-baju kowang yang de lam lemari tuh...klau bukan warna puteh..kowang sedekah je la kat jiran-jiran yang memerlukan tuh...sbb motif kowang nk jadi puteh..bukan nk jadi hijau ke, kuning ke, oren ke, hitam ke...so, hari-hari mesti pakai baju puteh...warna laen akan melambatkan proses kowang nk jadi puteh...</div><div style="color: black; text-align: center;"><br />
</div><div style="color: black; text-align: center;">7. jangan lupa berkubang ngan kerbau-kerbau kat kampung tuh...sbb owang dulu-dulu de ckp...lumpur kerbau berkubang tuh baek untuk kulit manusia dan dapat memutehkan kulit wajah kita...tp yang nie aku x brape pasti lagi sbb aku x pernah cbe lagi...kampung aku xde kerbau..sbb tuh x bule cbe..so, kampung spe2 yang de kerbau tuh..bule le cube..klau bkesan gtau aku...</div><div style="color: black; text-align: center;"><br />
</div><div style="color: black; text-align: center;">8. kowang jgn le percaya ngan produk d'puteh ke..d'hitam ke..d'hijau ke..aku da cbe sume tuh...tp still x berkesan...aku hari-hari makan kunyit hidup je...petua owang dulu2..berkesan gile..sampai skunk aku puteh..x pernah hitam..hahaha</div><div style="color: black; text-align: center;"><br />
</div><div style="color: black; text-align: center;">9. klau kowang betol-betol nekad nk jadi puteh...kowang jgn kuar rumah langsung...bkurung je lam bilik dalam 3-4 tahun...gerenti puteh punya...klau x cye cbe le...klau da bjaya jgn lak lpe aku..hulur2 le singgit dua...haha</div><div style="color: black; text-align: center;"><br />
</div><div style="color: black; text-align: center;">10. wallaweyh..aku da malas nk fikir..kowang lak fikir seniri camne nk jadi puteh...</div><div style="text-align: center;"><br />
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</div><div style="text-align: left;">p/s: skunk nie aku gne produk ALIA DANIA..nie produk baru..tp mmg berkesan sgt...dulu muka aku jerawat trok..tp skunk da ok...serius nie bukan gurauan...nie betol2..</div><div style="text-align: left;"><br />
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</span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-size: large;">wallaweyh, ekcoli entry aku kali nie just nk buat sedikit pendedahan la(cam aduan rakyat lak) kenapa aku taruk nme belog aku nie butang button atau inspirasi sawah padi...</span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-size: large;">so, jawapan aku ringkas dan padat...sbb nie kan belog aku...ikot ske hati aku le nk taruk nme pe pon...klau belog ko...ikot ske ko le nk taruk nme pe pon...bknnye kne bayar duet pon...hahaha..<span style="color: red;">.</span></span><span style="font-size: large;"><span style="color: red; font-size: small;">*cam cibai je kan aku jawab camtuh</span>...belog aku nie xde sejarah pape pon..just maen buat je..sbb tuh belog aku disenaraikan belog paling huduh abad ke-33...sumpah cdey...hahaha</span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-size: large;"><br />
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<span style="font-size: large;">lagik satu...klau de owg nk chat aku kat pesbuk tuh...xyah le tnye npe taruk nme butang...pastuh siap tnye lagik..butang pe?sluar ke?baju ke?single ke?baju adik ke?boxer ke?undewear ke?macam2 le..penat da aku nk jawab...NAMA SAYA BUTANG BUTTON...xkn ko x pandai nk bce kot nme aku tuh....nnt aku nk tepon mark zuckerberg gtau dia suh bold nme aku tuh besaq2 kat pesbuk tuh...</span><span style="color: red; font-size: small;">*klau de yg xtau spe tuh mark zuckerberg...search seniri kat google..jgn lak kowang g search kat friendster..mmg x jumpa la..</span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-size: large;"><br />
</span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-size: large;">ok le..xmo da carot2...kang kurang la pahala pose aku nie...da 7 hari aku x carot2...bkudis da mulut aku nie sbb x carot2...hahaha..</span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-size: large;"><br />
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</div><div style="color: black; text-align: center;">1. pastikan kowang gne kamera yang mahal2...klau stakat kamera 2.0megapixel tuh...xyah le..wat bazir mase je...mst gambar tuh x comeynye..jenuh nk edit gne photoshop nnt...</div><div style="color: black; text-align: center;"><br />
</div><div style="color: black; text-align: center;">2. sebelum amek gambar tuh...fikir dulu pos2 seksi...INGAT, mesti pos2 seksi...klau pos2 yang owang slalu buat tuh..x layan le...da bosan...</div><div style="color: black; text-align: center;"><br />
</div><div style="color: black; text-align: center;">3. kowang juga kne mekap tebal2...klau bule tuh...taruk bedak setempayan...br nmpak puteh...jgn cye le ngan natural beauty tuh...dusta sume...tngok artis2 barat, ekcoli diowang tuh x cantek pon...sbb mekap le diowang cantek...so, mekap tebal2 menjadi kemestian sebelum bergambar..</div><div style="color: black; text-align: center;"><br />
</div><div style="color: black; text-align: center;">4. mohon restu ayah ngan bonda dulu...yang nie paling penting...macam owang dulu2 ckp...sebelum mulakan sesuatu...mst mintak restu ayah bonda...</div><div style="color: black; text-align: center;"><br />
</div><div style="color: black; text-align: center;">5. masa bergambar tuh...klau bule, amek gambar dari atas...baru nmpak mata kowang bulat...comey je nmpak...klau nk nmpak lagik bulat...taruk celak banyak2...gne celak silky girl...celak laen tuh kurang ckit...kang jadik gatal2 kat mata lak...hahaha</div><div style="color: black; text-align: center;"><br />
</div><div style="color: black; text-align: center;">6. yang paling penting...mse nk bgambar tuh...carik membe2 kowang yang paling x comey...so, ble kowang bgambar ngan dia...br nmpak yang kowang sgt2 comey...hahaha...nie penting untuk naekan saham kowang...tp klau kowang nk bgambar ngan aku...kowang silap le...sbb aku nie mix jawa ngan pakistan...tngok idong aku pon da tau...mancong..</div><div style="color: black; text-align: center;"><br />
</div><div style="color: black; text-align: center;">7. bg yang lelaki tuh..klau bulu2 tuh byk sangat le kan...trim le ckit erk..bulu2 luaran le..klau bulu kaki ke..bulu ketiak ke...tuh ko punye pasal le nk trim ke x..sbb de pompuan ckp...lelaki yang de bulu ketiak tuh seksi...tp btoi ke?hahaha...</div><div style="color: black; text-align: center;"><br />
</div><div style="color: black; text-align: center;">8. sebelum bergambar tuh..kowang jgn makan lagik...puasa dlu...sbb klau kowang makan...nnt pewot nmpak boncet...lebih2 lagik pompuan yang pregnant tuh...mst nmpak boncet gile klau bergambar slepas makan...so, kat cni aku nk gtau le..pompuan pregnant xyah le bgambar...dok rehat je kat umah tuh...jge kesihatan baby...haha</div><div style="color: black; text-align: center;"><br />
</div><div style="color: black; text-align: center;">9. klau nk nmpak lagik comey...kne le pakai cantik2...klau lelaki tuh...pakai le kemeja, sluar slack itam, tie atau bowtie, bunga lam poket baju...macam2 lagik le..klau pompuan lak..pakai le dress yang mahal2...kalu bule pakai yang harga rm1000 keatas...sbb owang ckp barang yang mahal kualiti lebey baek..so, mst le ble pakai dress mahal2...kualiti gambar anda pon baek...hahaha</div><div style="color: black; text-align: center;"><br />
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</div><div style="text-align: center;">Salam sume..</div><div style="text-align: center;">kat cni aku just nk share ckit mende...ckit je..x byk pon...</div><div style="text-align: center;"> klau bule kan, aku nk gtau sume ibu bapa kat dunia nie...jadilah ibu bapa yang adil kepada sume anak2...x kira le tuh anak kandung dia ke..anak tiri dia ke..anak angkat dia ke..anak ikan dia ke...mesti adil..xmo le pilih2 kasih nie..x syiok idop...klau le x bule nk jadi adil..xyah buat anak le erk..buat anak pandai..pastuh nk jadi adil kat anak2 lak xtau..cian kat anak2 tuh...</div><div style="text-align: center;">klau le aku yang jd anak mak bapa nie..sumpah aku da nanges...hahaha...mne le nk bule idop camni...klau dia bli barang kat kakak aku...aku pon nk gak...mne aci kan kakak aku je yang dapat...tp realiti pon mmg kakak aku je yang dapat...aku nie xde mende pon...parents aku pernah bli moto kat kakak aku..tp kat aku diowng x bli pon..ble aku mintak je diowang ckp aku bukannye de kat kampung...klau bli nnt kang tbiar lak...huhu...mula2 trase gak..tp da lme2 cam da bese...wallaweyh, aku da tcerita pasal keburukan nie lak...xpe2, nie sbagai contoh je la...lagipon aku syg parents aku...syg byk2 pasir di pantai...</div><div style="text-align: center;">so, kat cni aku nk gtau le..before kowang kawen tuh...rancang dlu mase depan kowang...jgn de anak2 kowang yang tercicir kasih sayang...ksian anak tuh...cbe le klau kowang yang ada kat situasi dia...camne kowang rse..so, fikir2 kan lah dan slamat beramal...</div><div style="text-align: center;">chiaw!!!...</div><div style="text-align: center;"><br />
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</div>butangbuttonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17289977747136921952noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4580938459508752923.post-77433093352744880582011-07-29T04:59:00.000-07:002011-07-29T04:59:40.382-07:00Saya tak suke klau!!!<div style="text-align: center;">salam sume...</div><div style="text-align: center;">td br cekgu smangat2 nk belogwalking...tp smangat tros ilang bile de belog tuh berat...lmbat gle nk loading...da le tenet kat umah cekgu nie pakej murah punye..slow tahap gaban...</div><div style="text-align: center;">dulu cekgu pon ske gak mekap2 belog nie..taruk banyak2 gadget ntah mende...sj nk bg cantek...slalunye blogger pompuan le ske taruk mekap2 kat belog dia nie...tp adakah cekgu pompuan???ini menjadi satu persoalan...</div><div style="text-align: center;"><br />
</div><div style="text-align: center;">k le...ikot ske kowang le nk taruk pape pon..sbb tuh belog kowang...cekgu just ckp je..ye la..dok umah nie xtau nk ngutuk o ngumpat spe2...xde modal..so, ngumpat je la blogger2 pompuan nie...hahaha...</div><div style="text-align: center;">k le..nk mandi lak nie..nk shampoo...sabun...gosok gigi...taruk toner...taruk krim muka lagik...chow...</div><div style="text-align: center;"><br />
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</div><div style="text-align: center;">Hahahah....klaka gile iklan camni pon de..tp kat Malaysia x pernah lagik cekgu tngok iklan camni...</div><div style="text-align: center;">alehai, lpe nk bg salam lak....Assalamualaikum...da lme cekgu x update belog nie..malas sgt rse nk stat update belog bile kat kampung.... tp skunk cekgu nk rajin2 kan diri update belog cekgu nie...haha..ini janji2 manis cekgu..papepon layan je video kat atas tuh..klaka..</div><div style="text-align: center;"><br />
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</div><div style="text-align: center;">Tp yg cekgu tau...bpesbuk lagik besh..hahaha...chow</div><div style="text-align: center;"><br />
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</div>butangbuttonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17289977747136921952noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4580938459508752923.post-79314722885494130072011-07-17T05:49:00.000-07:002011-07-17T05:49:19.878-07:00Bodohnye prasaan nie!!!<div style="text-align: center;">salam sume...</div><div style="text-align: center;">da lme cekgu da update belog nie..2 bulan lbey kot rsenye...sbb cekgu tlupe password belog nie(lasan smata2...)haha..</div><div style="text-align: center;">skunk pon cekgu still xde mood nk update belog nie...tp cekgu akan cbe...</div><div style="text-align: center;">k le..chow</div>butangbuttonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17289977747136921952noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4580938459508752923.post-90230151302886120272011-05-05T20:05:00.000-07:002011-05-05T20:07:34.390-07:00Kini baru aku tau!!!<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-SvCD6b0ZBXc/TcNkuIgd9WI/AAAAAAAAAeY/gvHZi6QMOvQ/s1600/sad-face.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="400" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-SvCD6b0ZBXc/TcNkuIgd9WI/AAAAAAAAAeY/gvHZi6QMOvQ/s400/sad-face.jpg" width="363" /></a></div><div style="text-align: center;"> </div><div style="text-align: center;">salam sume2...</div><div style="text-align: center;">ekcoli cekgu just de mende yg nk kongsi ckit...pengalaman cekgu smalam...sumpah <span style="color: red;">CDEY SGT!!!</span>..</div><div style="text-align: center;">pagik td cekgu de bangun wt solat hajat(paham2 je la...exam kn..kne le hajat slalu)...mse tngah solat tuh...cekgu de dengar owg sebut nme cekgu...mmg x khusyuk(btoi ke cekgu eja nie) le solat cekgu...nk dengar pe yg diowng ckp pasal cekgu...rupanye ramai yang x puas ati ngan my sexuality...npe perlu nk diskusi pasal cekgu nye sexuality??..tlg le...cekgu x pernah pon nk amek tau kowang nye sexuality...tp npe kowang nk tau sgt pasal cekgu??sumpah cdey kot kowang wt camni...mmg le aku x ensem cam kowang...x baek cam kowang...x sempurna cam kowang...x str8 cam kowang...tp plezz le bg cekgu ckit ruang...cekgu x mintak byk...ckit pon jadik le...cekgu mmg ske kwn ngan owg...so, spe yg add cekgu kat pesbuk tuh...cekgu accept je...tp klau dia taruk pic ntah pape..xkn nk accept gak...kang lagik trok owg kata cekgu...so, klau mende nie nyusahkan kowang....cekgu mintak maap sgt2....tp cekgu nk kowang bg cekgu ckit je ruang....cekgu syg kowang sume...tp xtau lak sampai mende cmni pon kowang nk diskusi...ok le...malas da nk pk pasal mende nie...kowang x ske cekgu pon x ske la...cekgu nk wt camne...cekgu x bule puaskan hati sume owg....so, klau cekgu de wt salah o susahkan kowang....cekgu mintak sowie sgt2....<span style="color: red;">bg cekgu kawan2 adalah segalanya selepas family</span>...ok le..chow...</div><div style="text-align: center;"><br />
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</div><div style="text-align: left;">p/s 2: kawan2...cekgu mintak sowie klau de wt salah ngan kowang sume....kawan2 kelas...kawan2 sekolah...n sume kawan2...klau de rse x senang ngan cekgu just gtau...cekgu akan cbe brubah...</div><div style="text-align: center;"><br />
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<div style="text-align: center;"><span style="color: #330099;">3) Korang Wajib Sertakan Sebuah Lagu Yang Best2, Romantic Ceh Wah.. Nama Pon Love Songs hehehehe.. </span><span style="color: #330099;">dan </span><span style="color: #330099;">SILA BG TAJUK DAN NAMA PENYANYI.</span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><br />
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</div><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="color: #330099;">serius cekgu mmg ske gile lagu nie...x pernah busan dengar...so spe2 yg nk bcinta ngan ckegu, nnt cekgu bg lagu nie erk...romantik x cekgu??haha..</span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="color: #330099;">so, nie owg yg cekgu tag...</span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="color: #330099;">1. <a href="http://sibellabongsu.blogspot.com/">BELLA</a> </span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="color: #330099;">2. <a href="http://syulola.blogspot.com/">syu lola</a></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><br />
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</div><div style="text-align: left;">p/s: mesti pilih cekgu tau...bg cekgu menang...klau x, cekgu cdey...</div>butangbuttonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17289977747136921952noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4580938459508752923.post-66402871335217081642011-05-04T09:06:00.000-07:002011-05-04T09:06:44.114-07:00Gud Luck Brader<div style="text-align: center;">salam sume...</div><div style="text-align: center;">ekcoli cekgu just nk wish gud luck jwb exam kat kwn pesbuk cekgu...</div><div style="text-align: center;"><a href="http://pezolstylez.blogspot.com/">brader pezol</a>... </div><div style="text-align: center;"><br />
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<span style="color: black;">p/s 1: cekgu ske sume ceramah ustaz azhar nie(walupon cekgu jarang tngok)...klaka...</span></div>butangbuttonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17289977747136921952noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4580938459508752923.post-76222050435110322032011-05-02T00:59:00.000-07:002011-05-02T00:59:21.067-07:00Apa le salah mereka nie..<div style="text-align: center;">salam sume...</div><div style="text-align: center;">besh gak hupdate belog ptg2 camni...sjuk je...haha....</div><div style="text-align: center;">ekcoli cekgu de 1 mende yg tau sgt2....sbb cekgu tngok ramai yang wt en3 pasal 2 band nie...1 band lelaki(<span style="color: blue;">24:7</span>) n 1 lagik band pompuan(<span style="color: blue;">gula-gula)...</span>pastuh kutuk2 diowng lam belog...pe salah diowng erk?diowng de wat salah ke sampai nk kne carut2 camtuh...</div><div style="text-align: center;">kte kan rakyat malaysia...so kne le support rakyat malaysia gak...klau xmo support diowng nie pon xpe...xyah le nk lbey carut2 kat diowng nie...cekgu pon xske gak diowng nie(serius cekgu ckp)...tp pe nk wt...trime je la...diowng pon nk carik rezki gak...de ke diowng mintak duet kat kowang nk wt album...xde kan?so, diam2 je le erk...lagik 1, kowang ske ke karier kowang kne2 kutuk??...</div><div style="text-align: center;">dulu cekgu pon kutuk gak spe2 yang tngok cite korea...at last cekgu lak yg layan cite korea...hahaha...btol ckap owg..."what goes around comes around"(btol ke nie erk??)...</div><div style="text-align: center;">cekgu x kte cekgu nie baek..x kutuk2 owg...cekgu nie lagik le jahat...ble tngok owg je mesti nk kutuk2...klau x cye...try tnye membe2 cekgu...tp xde la sampai nk tulis lam belog yang cekgu x ske dia...sampai muntah2 hijau...hmmm...</div><div style="text-align: center;">papepon itu belog kowang...n itu hak kowang...cekgu x bule halang...haha...k le..chow dlu..</div><div style="text-align: center;"><br />
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</div><div style="text-align: left;">p/s1 : camne klau adik kowang de lam group nie?kowang nk kutuk gak ke?pk le dlu b4 nk kutuk2 owg...nnt2 diowng da femes...kowang dapat pe?</div><div style="text-align: left;"><br />
</div><div style="text-align: left;">p/s 2: cekgu pon x ske gak group nie...just sje2 nk cite pasal diowng..cian sgt kat diowng...sume kutuk2...xde yg support...haish..</div><div style="text-align: left;"><br />
</div><div style="text-align: left;">p/s 3: skunk cekgu da ske tngok cite korea..family outing....klaka sgt2...</div><div style="text-align: left;"><br />
</div><div style="text-align: left;">p/s 4: esk cekgu de exam...2 paper...pagik n petang...doakan cekgu erk...</div>butangbuttonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17289977747136921952noreply@blogger.com6tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4580938459508752923.post-11360711870998809622011-05-01T07:06:00.000-07:002011-05-01T07:06:23.287-07:00Tiba-tiba rindu pulak..<div style="text-align: center;">salam...</div><div style="text-align: center;">td tngah syiok layan pesbuk sambil ratah milo membe...cekgu de tlayan 1 lagu nie...tajuk dia DI PONDOK KECIL...lagu nie pasal sowang ayah...ekcoli, cekgu rindu famili cekgu...cekgu rindu abah...mama...kakak...adik2 cekgu...anak2 buah cekgu...sume cekgu rindu...so ble dengar lagu2 camni...makin btambah rindu tuh...pernah 1 malam tuh...abah cekgu kol...tnye pasal exam...b4 nie, abah x pernah kol lewat2 malam...cekgu pon cam hairan gak le...npe abah kol malam2...ekcoli abah nl gtau yg dia sygkan cekgu...dia suh cekgu jge makan minum cekgu...sbb mse tuh cekgu demam...serius cekgu nanges sowang2 bawah selimut...cekgu pon sygkan abah cekgu...syg sgt2....abah, owg syg abah ketat2...abah slalu bg owg nasehat...TQ abah...nanti ble owg da kje...owg nk anta abah pegi haji ngan mama...nie janji owg kat abah...TQ sgt2 abah...</div><div style="text-align: center;"><br />
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</div><div style="text-align: left;">p/s 1: ingat, walau x ensem camne pon abah kte...dia tetap abah kite...so, syg le dia smentara dia de...cbe bayangkan owg yg x dapat rse kasih syg sowang abah...</div>butangbuttonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17289977747136921952noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4580938459508752923.post-16552159872297364802011-05-01T02:56:00.000-07:002011-05-01T02:59:34.941-07:00Niat baru seorang cekgu<div style="color: black; text-align: center;">Salam sume...</div><div style="color: black; text-align: center;">skunk cekgu da de niat baru...bz camne pon cekgu akan hupdate belog cekgu(nie bkn serius okey)...haha...sbb da lme cekgu da hupdate belog nie...cian belog cekgu da bsawang sebagai...so cekgu nk bg le ckit kasih syg cekgu kat belog cekgu nie..haha..</div><div style="color: black; text-align: center;"><br />
</div><div style="color: black; text-align: center;">ha'a...kowang pernah x bce artikel "<span class="itemTitle">20 cara untuk jadikan roommate anda gila"..klau x pernah meh bce sme2...</span></div><div style="color: black; text-align: center;"><span class="itemTitle"><br />
</span></div><div style="color: black; text-align: center;">Bengang dengan roommate? Tak tahu apa nak buat? GEt ready for the payback time...<br />
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<div style="color: #b45f06;">1. Setiap hari Jumaat, pack segala barang anda dan bagitau kat roommate anda nak balik kampung. Selepas sejam, balik ke bilik & terangkan bhw takde org kat rumah. Unpack segala brg anda & pegi tidor.</div><div style="color: #b45f06;"><br />
</div><div style="color: #b45f06;">2. Setiap kali roommate anda balik, jerit sekuat hati" horee...kau dah balik". Lepas tu menari dlm 5 minit. Lepas tu, tenung jam lama2 dan tanya dia "Sepatutnya kau dah blah dah skrg"</div><div style="color: #b45f06;"><br />
</div><div style="color: #b45f06;">3. Buat2 terjaga pd tengah malam, jerit kuat2 " Tolong, kat mana aku berada ni?" dan lari keliling bilik tu. Kalau bilik kecil, cukuplah sekadar melompat 2-3 kali. Kemudian, sambung tidor. Esoknya, kalo dia tanya, pura2 tak tahu apa yg dia cakap.</div><div style="color: #b45f06;"><br />
</div><div style="color: #b45f06;">4. Ambil marker, buat bulatan kecil kat lengan anda. Besarkan bulatan tu setiap hari sambil berkata "Dah merebak... dah merebak!"</div><div style="color: #b45f06;"><br />
</div><div style="color: #b45f06;">5. Beli pepokok bonsai. Bercakap & tidor dengan pokok tu setiap hari. Selepas seminggu, bertengkar dgn pokok tu dan cakap "Aku tak boleh hidup sebilik dengan kau lagi" sambil keluar & menghempaskan pintu bilik dgn kuat...Buang pokok tu tapi biarkan pasu kat situ.</div><div style="color: #b45f06;"><br />
</div><div style="color: #b45f06;">6. Beli pisau banyak-banyak. Tajamkan setiap malam sambil merenung roommate anda sambil berkata "Tak lama lagi...tak lama lagi..."</div><div style="color: #b45f06;"><br />
</div><div style="color: #b45f06;">7. Duduk didepan papan chess dua-tiga jam tanpa buat apa2 atau cakap apa2. Lepas tu bangun secara tiba2 sambil berkata, "Siot betul, kalah lagi"</div><div style="color: #b45f06;"><br />
</div><div style="color: #b45f06;">8. Setiap kali roommate balik, tutup lampu dan tidor. lepas dia keluar, bangun dan menjerit dgn kuat "Horee...!". bukak lampu semula.</div><div style="color: #b45f06;"><br />
</div><div style="color: #b45f06;">9. Pakai topi kertas. Bila dia balik, cakap "Selamat Datang ke McDonald. Boleh saya ambil pesanan anda..." Lepas tu buat muka bodoh, sambil berkata "Eh, kau rupanya..."</div><div style="color: #b45f06;"><br />
</div><div style="color: #b45f06;">10. Kata kat roommate "Ada pesanan penting untuk kau". Lepas tu buat2 pengsan. Lepas 2-3 jam, bangun dan cakap yagn anda dah lupa pesanan tu. Kemudian, cakap "Eh...aku dah ingat". Lepas tu pengsan balik.</div><div style="color: #b45f06;"><br />
</div><div style="color: #b45f06;">11. Bila roommate anda balik, berpura2 tengah telefon. Caci maki dan menjerit dengan kuat kat telefon tu. Lepas tu letak telefon dan cakap kat roommate bhw yg telefon tadi adalah mak dia. Cakap mak dia akan telefon balik.</div><div style="color: #b45f06;"><br />
</div><div style="color: #b45f06;">12. Kalau roommate suka gosok gigi kat sinki, perhatikan sampai habis. Lepas dia habis, cakap dengan dia bhw anda kena ajar dia cara mengosok gigi dengan betul.</div><div style="color: #b45f06;"><br />
</div><div style="color: #b45f06;">13. Edarkan risalah ke kawasan kedai/rumah kedai berdekatan rumah/kampus. Dalam risalah tu, nyatakan bahawa roommate anda hilang. Letak sekali gambar dia dlm risalah tu. Tawarkan hadiah kepada sesiapa yg menjumpai roommate anda.</div><div style="color: #b45f06;"><br />
</div><div style="color: #b45f06;">14. Bila roommate anda tutup lampu pd sebelah malam, nyanyi lagu opera sekuat hati. Bila dia buka balik lampu, buat2 muka bodoh dan confused.</div><div style="color: #b45f06;"><br />
</div><div style="color: #b45f06;">15. Duduk & renung roommate dlm 2-3 jam. Kalau boleh, bawa member2 sekali sambil makan kacang & popcorn. Buat macam tengah tengok wayang.</div><div style="color: #b45f06;"><br />
</div><div style="color: #b45f06;">16. Masa roommate tiada, ambil deodoran dan sapukan pada seluruh dinding bilik. Bila dia balik, puji bahawa bilik berbau wangi. Lakukan selalu sampai deodoran tu habis.</div><div style="color: #b45f06;"><br />
</div><div style="color: #b45f06;">17. Kalau roommate ada binatang peliharaan, spt kucing, offer utk beri makan kpd binatang tsbt. Cepat2 keluarkan botol gam atau minyak rambut sebelum dia beri persetujuan kpd kau.</div><div style="color: #b45f06;"><br />
</div><div style="color: #b45f06;">18. Pegang & gosok-gosok rambut roommate anda sambil berkata "Rambut kau hitam, lurus dan berkilat la...Macam teknik rebonding...". Sekali-sekala buat masa dia tengah tidur.</div><div style="color: #b45f06;"><br />
</div><div style="color: #b45f06;">19. Mase roommate tido, bungkus dia macam kafan mayat (siap ikat), pastu panggil member dlm 10 bace yasin ramai2.</div><div style="color: #b45f06;">bile rumet jage pakat2 buat x nmpk ape2.</div><div style="color: #b45f06;"><br />
</div><div style="color: #b45f06;">20. Sebelum roommate balik dari kelas, bungkus diri sendiri macam kafan (siap ikat jugak) pastu baring senyap-senyap atas katil dia. Mesti dia terkujat sampai pengsan bila masuk bilik tengok2 ada mayat.</div><br />
hehe..try lah..cekgu rse bukan rumate kowang je gile..ngan kowang2 gile....</div><div style="color: black; text-align: center;"><br />
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</div><div style="color: black; text-align: left;"> p/s 1: cekgu rindu family cekgu kat kampung tuh..camne erk?</div>butangbuttonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17289977747136921952noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4580938459508752923.post-85549336873946436372011-04-25T05:33:00.001-07:002011-04-25T05:36:02.839-07:00Dah lama...<div style="text-align: center;">salam sume...</div><div style="text-align: center;">dah lme cekgu x hupdate belog nie...</div><div style="text-align: center;"> sesumpah...bz sgt dis sem...skunk cekgu tngah menghitung hari nak blk kampung....haha..</div><div style="text-align: center;">x sabar nk abezkn exam nie..pastuh packing barang n tros balik kampung...haha...ha'a,,,doakan cekgu dapat result yg comey2...k le..nk tdo..ngantok sgt...chow</div>butangbuttonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17289977747136921952noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4580938459508752923.post-22163168869784095122011-03-27T21:07:00.000-07:002011-03-27T21:20:40.323-07:00Wow...aku hepi sgt hari nie!!<div style="text-align: center;">salam..</div><div style="text-align: center;">ari nie cekgu hepi sgt2...satu masalah da selesai...cekgu da x perlu pk lagik pasal masalah ni...syukur sangat YA ALLAH...ekcoli, cekgu da dapat tempat nk wt LI..LI=latihan industri(praktikal le)...tngah hepi nie...harap2 mood hepi nie sampai ke malam...hahaha...esk pon nk hepi gak...hari2 nk hepi...k le..cekgu nk gtau yg tuh je...doakan le cekgu erk...chow..</div><div style="text-align: center;"><br />
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</div><div style="text-align: left;">p/s 1: klau owg mlayu yg beragama islam tuh...x elok le jd miss2 nie...tunjuk aurat sne cni...x elok sume tuh...</div>butangbuttonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17289977747136921952noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4580938459508752923.post-75786827152853581682011-03-26T05:33:00.000-07:002011-03-26T05:33:54.983-07:00Korang memang lawak la!!<div style="text-align: center;">salam sume...</div><div style="text-align: center;">en3 cekgu pendek je dis time(sbb nk kne tutup lampu lak..sokong EARTH HOUR)..</div><div style="text-align: center;">skunk nie tngah kecoh pasal Maharaja Lawak...kat astro tuh...</div><div style="text-align: center;">agak2 kowang sume..spe yg menang?tp cekgu nk sgt JOZAN menang...hahaha...</div><div style="text-align: center;">xmo nabil menang...kang dia wt kecoh lagik...cium menyium(sowie abg nabil..cekgu gurau2 je)...</div><div style="text-align: center;">k le..nie de pic peserta maharaja lawak...tp x sume de..sbb cekgu nk cepat..nk kne tutup lampu lak..</div><div style="text-align: center;"><br />
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</div><div style="text-align: center;">kepada MAN, ALEX, WAI, XN3...cekgu mintak sowie...pic kowang xde...malas da nk google...sbb nk tutup lampu lak...</div>butangbuttonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17289977747136921952noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4580938459508752923.post-82734912303851129222011-03-25T21:50:00.000-07:002011-03-25T21:50:24.129-07:00Ko kan da besar!!<div style="text-align: center;">Assalamualaikum....</div><div style="text-align: center;">ekcoli cekgu xde mende nk hupdate pon...</div><div style="text-align: center;">sje je nie..hahaha...</div><div style="text-align: center;">chow..</div><div style="text-align: center;"><br />
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</div><div style="text-align: left;">p/s 1: jgn nk budget ko tuh artis sgt le erk...cekgu x ske...haha</div>butangbuttonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17289977747136921952noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4580938459508752923.post-58589860193829021012011-03-22T05:20:00.000-07:002011-03-22T05:20:16.075-07:00Ini fakta: kenapa owg klantan ske makan budu??<div style="text-align: center;">Assalamualaikum...</div><div style="text-align: center;">ekcoli en3 cekgu kali nie pendek je...just nk gtau kenapa owg klantan ske makan budu...</div><div style="text-align: center;">sbb budu sedap dan berkhasiat!!!...hahaha</div><div style="text-align: center;">tp cekgu bkn owg klantan...cekgu pon ske gak budu...tp just ckit2...klau g kedai mak jan...cekgu mst amek ckit budu nie...perasa tambahan...ingat..citarasa manusia x sme..de yg ske budu...de yg x ske...k le..chow..</div><div style="text-align: center;"><br />
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</div><div style="text-align: left;">p/s 1: budu nie wt drp pe erk?ikan bilis kan?...haha...</div>butangbuttonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17289977747136921952noreply@blogger.com5tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4580938459508752923.post-20774922466795730042011-03-22T00:33:00.000-07:002011-03-22T00:33:32.196-07:00Bile perot da sakit...<div style="text-align: center;">salam...</div><div style="text-align: center;">hari nie cekgu nk ajar satu mende yang penting...penting sgt2 untuk kite sbagai sowang manusia yg normal..</div><div style="text-align: center;">klau kite sakit perot n sewaktu dengannye...pe yg perlu kite wt??</div><div style="text-align: center;">td mse tngah sakit pewot nie...ttbe datang idea nk search imej kat mr GOOGLE...carik gambo toilet...haha...nk yg comey2...yg kotor2 xmo...geli...</div><div style="text-align: center;"><br />
</div><div style="text-align: center;">nie de cara yg btol nk gnekan toilet...jgn ikot ske kowang je nk cangkung klau gne toilet duduk...bahaya..</div><div style="text-align: center;"><br />
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</div><div style="text-align: center;">so cni de pic toilet yang cekgu rsekan comey cam membe cekgu...</div><div style="text-align: center;"><br />
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</div><div style="text-align: center;">k le..cekgu nk g toilet lak...da lme da tahan nie...haha...chow</div><div style="text-align: center;"><br />
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